she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere
(via tyleroakley)
When a cute boy sneezes I don’t say bless u because I see that god already has
(via iminthestatic-)
i just want to make it known that i made the thimble MY BITCH last night when i played ONLINE MONOPOLY. god damn what am i doing with my life?!
