you think i'm joking?

monobeartheater:

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck

(via blackismysoul)

— 7 hours ago with 154388 notes
Anonymous asked: describe your dream guy


Answer:

ianstagram:

Tall, dark, handsome, well read.  2500 attack points and 2100 defense points. 

image

— 7 hours ago with 18833 notes
rebeccacumberland:

when you’ve just finished an 8 hr shoot and Simons calls you about some appearance 

rebeccacumberland:

when you’ve just finished an 8 hr shoot and Simons calls you about some appearance 

(via thee-prettyy-reckless)

— 7 hours ago with 110725 notes
Anonymous asked: what's obamas last name?


Answer:

statechampsny:

Ciroc

— 7 hours ago with 18 notes

genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.

(via blackismysoul)

— 1 day ago with 215130 notes

(Source: shwagerr, via milesjai)

— 1 day ago with 44416 notes
toolers:

let me die

I smell like beef I smell like beef I smell like

toolers:

let me die

I smell like beef I smell like beef I smell like

— 6 days ago with 16 notes